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Paris Hilton is a Greedy Whore



Paris Hilton threatened to pull out of the Brit Awards unless she
had a jacuzzi in her dressing room. Hilton, who was hired to report from the red
carpet, was ready to boycott the show if the producers didn't meet her
demands.

The producers had to tell her the facts of life, that her dressing
room is precisely that - a place to get dressed, nothing else," the source
said. "Paris wasn't happy and threatened to pull out. However wiser heads
explained to her that her fat fee should more than compensate for any
discomfort."

Paris was offered $235,000 to report from the red
carpet. In the real world, she couldn't work the touch-screen register at
McDonald's, yet she's handed exorbitant amounts of money to do nothing, and
still manages to be an ungrateful bitch. I've never had any interest in bow
hunting or explosives, but they may just become my full time hobby.

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BEAUTIFUL! I couldn't have said it better myself. Here are some important points to consider after we've learned that VP Cheney shot his lawyer friend in the face (stolen from boingBoing)..

The important questions raised by this hunting accident are:

• *Are* lawyers in season right now?


• Was the lawyer at least a 4-point?


• Was Cheney within his permit limit?


• Was the Cheney aide misquoted about the lawyer's hunting suit having a target on the back, or that he'd bought it at Target a while back?


• Will Disney adapt this into a cartoon about a baby lawyer having to adjust to living in the wild without his parent?


• Is this what you should expect if you don't contribute enough to a political reelection fund in the future?

One more: Or is this the administration's new plan for tort reform, No Lawyer Left Behind?

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